Smack talk is an art. Some people thrive on it in a competitive situation and can effectively use their mouth to get their opponents on "tilt". Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson is notorious for jabbering with defensive backs not only during the game, but in the week leading up to it. Poker great Mike "the Mouth" Matusow yields his mouth like a samurai sword, cutting up people with ego demolishing jabs and counter punches.
For people with excellent concentration, smack talk is nothing more than white noise, but for others - smack talk is a gauntlent that has been thrown at their feet and to not respond would be cowardly.
Here are some vintage fantasy football, smack talk smart bombs - that you can use to either silence a "mouth" at your draft, or get another owner on tilt. All I ask, is that you send me an email describing the look on the persons face that you dropped one of the following lines on.
1. "Bad picks won't grow your hair back."
2. "Wow! And I thought your LAST pick was bad."
3. "Make way, dead man drafting!"
4. "If you get points for bad picks, then you're in the playoffs for sure."
5. "Nice pick. He might even play this season."
6. "Let's have a moment of silence for your team."
7. "I'm glad you're not letting that 3.8 yards per carry average scare you."
Pick your spots to drop your smack and as always - make your own luck!
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